Some people sleep their lives away. But I also want to sleep death away. If I sleep long enough, maybe death will think I’m already dead and pass me by.

“A woman in a box—a great gift for the husband who has everything.”

“How to get money: earn it, steal it, borrow it, beg for it, or inherit it. So, …”

“I took my pants off slowly, thinking if I did it too fast I’d possibly rip a ho…”

“I’ve got a piece of the American Dream. I don’t have a house, but I do have a n…”