Some people think nature is their God. I'd like to apologize to all those people for pissing on their religion.

“The best way to dig yourself out of a hole, is with a dead guy’s fingernails. T…”

“This world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave m…”

“I’m not going to lecture you on the error of your ways. Not until you fetch me …”

“All books are coloring books, if you are in possession of a childlike imaginati…”