Some women will spread a lie faster and wider than they’d spread their legs. These women are worse than whores. These women are politicians.

“The other day I tried to design a finish line, but I didn’t know where to start…”

“A brick could be used to keep thieves away from your house. Just set a brick ou…”

“Without even washing my hands I can tell whether I peed or not.”

“Keep your wife happy by living in a slightly nicer house than your neighbor. An…”