Somebody knocked, and I’m glad it wasn’t her. I mean I want her to come, but I thought it was him, so I ignored the knock and that’s why I’m glad it wasn’t her. I wouldn’t want to have ignored the very person I wanted to show up.

“I’m a natural salesman. I sold my soul to the devil. I’m so shrewd that I got p…”

“A blanket could be used to make all your dreams come true. Well, not all of the…”

“Sometimes writing is easy. Other times it’s as hard as trying to eat a whole wh…”

“You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.”