Somebody tell Uncle Sam the ultimate stimulus package is a bottle of Viagra.

“If I shed my skin like a shed, rather than a snake, then you might expect me to…”

“My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life…”

“I’m like a walking maze. Follow me.”

“Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you w…”