Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole my whole unicycle!

“I would consider myself a regular at my favorite bar, but there’s nothing norma…”

“This is my logo for Colton”

“It’s a conflict of interest, because I’m not interested.”

“As a person, I have to claim my persona as my own. If I don’t, my clone will do…”