Sometimes I ask God what I did to deserve her love. I maintain my innocence, and of all the forms of God’s wrath from plagues, pestilence, and famine, her love is by far the cruelest.

“I just realized my reality, and I’d like to say No Thanks. I’m going back to sl…”

“I is not only a letter, I is me. So in that respect, I guess I am a simple guy.”

“As she walked away she said Thank you. “Thank you,” I replied. I don’t think sh…”

“My favorite flower is the tulip. I’m crazy like Holland about them. I’ll even p…”