Sometimes I feel like I’m living in my father’s shadow. But then he takes a few steps, or bends down to stretch his back, and I get to enjoy the sunlight for a few moments.

“If you ask me a multiple part question, and half my answers are yes and half ar…”

“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their…”

“I’m unemployed, so I’m seeking a handjob.”

“I made an ice sculpture that represents my love for you. It never melts.”