Sometimes I think I know her. This is not one of those times. This is not 3:33.

“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. …”

“Inappropriate interview question #7: Are you into retirement home butt sex?”

“Apple is the Ferrari of the computer world. I’m not sure if the “engine” is sup…”

“I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on ti…”