Sometimes I write about the forest, sometimes I write about the trees, and occasionally I’ll write about the lumberjack. Actually, the lumberjack is more the editing part, figuring what needs to be cut.

“I’ve got a piece of the American Dream. I don’t have a house, but I do have a n…”

“The Mythical Mr. Boo is so mythical the he always likes to be the centaur of at…”

“I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business…”

“I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.”