Sometimes it feels like I’m walking around with bricks for shoes, not going anywhere.

“I’d rather jump in a tank with a tiger shark than make love to his right hand. …”

“A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't …”

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future ge…”

“I’m thinking of moving my cloning factory to someplace less visible, like in fr…”