Sometimes it’s not about selling my handmade crafts. Sometimes it’s about giving myself handjobs and calling the product “arts and crafts.

“Some men might buy their wives stoves for their birthdays. But I’m not that sex…”

“Love is being able to be yourself, with another human being who makes you want …”

“A brick could be used as a child’s game to improve memory. I forgot how exactly…”

“A blanket could be used to trap and contain love. I’ve tried other stuff, like …”