Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped. Author: Christopher Moore Copy Quote More from Christopher Moore “So I'm all, "Owned! Bee-yatch! Dog fucking owned you!" Doing a minor booty danc…” “Life is an irritation.” “You know, he doesn't have to be the only one bopped in the noggin when noggin-b…” “Don’t be so hard on yourself, You’re doing the same thing, trying to reconcile …”