Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and…”

“There are levels of humor. The level above mine is invisible and inaudible.”

“I got stiffed on a tip. It was an erection.”

“Having sex on a motorcycle wouldn’t only be exciting, it’d be dangerous. What i…”