Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.

“The number 12 is good, the number 123 is better, but the number one is still th…”

“If you sound like shit, you sound like smell—which is crazy because smell looks…”

“His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and …”

“A brick could be placed in the center of a silver platter, surrounded by leafy …”