Spider-Man is such a whiny loser.

“Her name is Wanda, not it. You will not touch her. Any mark you leave on her, I…”

“Don't be afraid", I murmured. "We belong together." I was abruptly overwhelmed …”

“Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.”

“For almost ninety years I’ve walked among my kind, and yours… all the time thin…”