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“Two blondes walk into a building.You'd think at least one of them would have se…”

“I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a St…”

“I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.”

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a li…”