Stacks of vitamins in a soapy sink. Shh, don’t talk to me while I think. Don’t look while I stuff your yummy dinner down the drain. It was so good I couldn’t bear to eat it. Shh don’t talk, let me hold this thoughtlessness in my empty mind.

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“Lost dog. Looks like a chicken. If found, do not attempt to feed it scrambled e…”

“I would have made you a cheesecake, but I don’t know how. And I would have boug…”

“A brick is what the aliens gave me to communicate with them. It’s easy to opera…”