Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs.

“The man lying on the sofa seemed friendly. But how friendly could he really be …”

“At first I thought my wife and I were made for each other. It was as if we came…”

“I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn …”

“I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop ca…”