Standing around making ten dollars an hour—that’s what they pay me the big bucks for.

“I want to leave a legacy. I'll leave him in the trunk, tied up, at a parking ga…”

“A brick could be used to sell new shoes to a man with no hands. I would say a b…”

“I am willing to barter my nudity for your love. That way the IRS can’t tax our …”

“I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But w…”