STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT:

1 cup of cooked oatmeal

1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk)

2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness)

1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture)

1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color)

1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity)

Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes

Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature
Use liberally as needed
Makes 4 to 5 cups

Author: Rachel Renée Russell

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT:<br /><br />1 cup of cooked oatmeal<br /><br />1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk)<br /><br />2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness)<br /><br />1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture)<br /><br />1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color)<br /><br />1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity)<br /><br />Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes<br /><br />Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature<br />Use liberally as needed<br />Makes 4 to 5 cups - Rachel Renée Russell



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