Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero. Author: Terry Pratchett Copy Quote More from Terry Pratchett “She folded her arms and then shouted, "Right you thieving scunners! How dare yo…” “The world is a globe — the farther you sail, the closer to home you are.” “He was, he would be the first to admit, a coward, an incompetent, and not even …” “If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.”