Stoplight red is never greener than when it’s tinged with yellow. I make love like I have no breaks and I’m wearing concrete boots.

“People always say I have hands as large as the Roman Empire. I guess it just go…”

“His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I …”

“A brick could be used as a marketing tool. I’ll help you grow your business, if…”

“The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but…”