Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.

“Do onto others what others won’t do for themselves. If they won’t save their mo…”

“I make love with my eyes closed, because I make love in my dreams. If you wante…”

“I wrote a coded love note in my report for work. All the letters you need to re…”

“It was queer meeting him there—odd I mean—and what are the odds we’d meet at a …”