Stupidity mixed with arrogance mixed with anger mixed with adrenaline is a deadly combination. Just as deadly as adding fries and a soda and making it a combo meal.

“I enjoy the small things in life. Like my penis.”

“She said, “Name something people only use once.” I said, “The phrase, ‘You cowa…”

“Cryptozoology 101: It’s an exciting class because it’s mythological, and may or…”

“I’m opening a restaurant called “To Go.” You’d like to go to To Go, but would y…”