Suicide pact: I’ll shoot you, and then you’ll shoot me.

“Those responsible for our economic depression have been found irresponsible. Th…”

“Sometimes looking like you know is better than actually knowing. People respect…”

“She was in a coma, and had been unresponsive for years. Every Tuesday I’d visit…”

“Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” …”