Sunburns are so embarrassing that they always make me blush all over.

“Whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, I think everybody can agree that pol…”

“I won an Oscar. I Won it in a raffle. It’s a replica, but I still gave a teary-…”

“My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”

“A blanket could be used, or it could not be used. They are opposites, but that …”