Sunday nights I get about two inches of sleep. But I make do, because that’s all the erection I can muster.

“All my writing is translated from Gibberish directly into Nonsense. So if my wr…”

“I haven’t won an award, but I have won over an award winner.”

“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just tryin…”

“If you put a long-haired wig on and ask nicely, I might sit on your back and ri…”