Sunlight is great in a convertible, but it is not convertible to lemonade or love, and it’s not containable and easily shipped. It’s too bad, because when I moved from the Pacific Northwest, I left my sunny disposition there and accidentally grabbed an overcast attitude.

“If I look like I haven’t slept for eight hours, it’s because I haven’t. Oh, I w…”

“She had a perfect smile. She doesn’t anymore, but I do. I have that perfect smi…”

“Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchu…”

“I feel like I’m late for love. I’ll be 30 in March. Damn it! I knew I should ha…”