Surrealist Tip # 7: Sleep through numbers 1-6. Write down your dreams while you sleep, sleep as fast as you can, but try not to get a ticket—and don’t let the honking of other drivers wake you up.

“My skin hasn’t been sleeping. It stays awake just itching for a fight.”

“Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleep…”

“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s ma…”

“Love has boundaries, like a map, and I guess that makes me a cartographer. Don’…”