Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.

“My stomach is my locker. Let me store your lunch for you. You’ll get it back, i…”

“Being a parent is a gift, one which most men unselfishly allow women to keep al…”

“Get off the scale, and get out of my weigh.”

“A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but t…”