Take pride in your workweek, not your weak work.

“More Americans died in WWII than in any other world war, with the possible exce…”

“I used his severed hand as a murder weapon. I hope I didn’t get my fingerprints…”

“I run my household like a marathon. That’s 26.2 miles of me taking orders from …”

“Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was f…”