Tanks are so big and expensive they should be Buy One Get One Free. If they were, I’d buy 60 of them (I’d save up my allowance money).

“I’d never trust a surgeon who didn’t wear gloves when he operated. Even if thos…”

“The idea of a belt holding my pants up seems so 20th century. Imagine a world w…”

“If you put a long-haired wig on and ask nicely, I might sit on your back and ri…”

“It’s possible that I couldn’t handle the truth, but I sure wouldn’t mind fondli…”