Teamwork: I love the idea of all for one—especially if that one is me.

“Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me…”

“Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get emp…”

“Bricks could be used to stock vending machines. You may be out of a home, but I…”

“If you insist on digging for the truth, you can start at the cemetery. But not …”