Tell me naughty things while I jack off. Say anything freaky, but don’t mention finance or economics. That’s just too kinky.

“I found a note I wrote that said “Doctor’s Appointment Tomorrow.” Well, that no…”

“I murdered all my staff. I’m terribly sorry. I thought they were someone else (…”

“Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.”

“A shadow is midnight’s whisper, I thought as I shouted at my invisible clone. K…”