Thank God I don’t have a triangle-shaped asshole.

“These times are hard, and so is my penis.”

“My love is like a crumbly cookie. It’s very hard to give all of it to just one …”

“The birds bark my name, and I meow theirs in return. I may be a bit mixed up ab…”

“A brick could be used to help you get used to the fact that you’ve been used. I…”