Thank God I have enough skin to cover my entire body. But just barely. If my penis were a mere 2.54 centimeters longer, I wouldn’t have enough skin to cover every inch of my body.

“Teamwork: I love the idea of all for one—especially if that one is me.”

“A blanket could be used, or it could not be used. They are opposites, but that …”

“I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everyt…”

“I ran over a dog last night on my way home, and then I wondered what my wife ha…”