That wasn't so bad. She said, dabbing at her mouth with a napkin. What was it?
That was a Rocky Mountain oyster, also know as a Montana tendergroin.
No. I just ate bull's balls?
Only one, but yes, you just tore up a tasty testicle. Congratulations!

“Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. …”

“For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to g…”

“I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch…”

“I'd have to ask Oberon to leave him a present on his front doorstep. He'd do it…”