The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?

“Obviousism—I would give you a definition, but the definition would only be an e…”

“Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchu…”

“She had two blueberries for eyes, and hair the color of strawberries. Too bad o…”

“Hair grows out of moles, and for this reason I wish I had a row of moles above …”