The all-knowing yesterday is obsolete today.

“A blanket could be used to help you remember. You’re probably tempted to ask, “…”

“If I were a paper pusher for a living, I’d be pissed if my coworkers moved my d…”

“As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To kno…”

“I inherited my sense of passion and romance from the Romans. Specifically Nero …”