the answer to every problem involved penguins

“And do you know what a full-fledged war would look like, Percy?""Bad?" I guesse…”

“Sucktastic!"-Leo”

“Leo felt trapped. He’d once been stuck in a cave on top of Pikes Peak, surround…”

“Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!”