The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

“When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.”

“Well finish your story anyway."Where was I?"The bubonic plague. The bulldozer w…”

“If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I woul…”

“Armistice Day has become Veterans' Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans' Day…”