The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.

“She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir t…”

“I am not the monster you think I am. No, I am an entirely different monster. I'…”

“If my skin wasn’t flesh, but was tinfoil, I’d probably not only be left-handed,…”

“I honk at protestors to show my support, and also tell them to get the fuck out…”