The best part about having children is being able to point at them and proudly proclaim, "Hey, I made those.

“A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rul…”

“If love fell in love with another word, do you think that word would smell, tas…”

“The picture is bad because the photographer was poor. I took the picture myself…”

“Christ was the son, I am a magnifying glass, and you are an ant.”