The best part about teamwork, is me collecting all the prize money. Hey, that’s what captains are for, right?

“A brick could be used to stall for time when the police are searching your plac…”

“How many supermodels can you fit in a toothpick canister? I don’t know, but I p…”

“You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without r…”

“If I were a lawyer, I’d only date women named Sue.”