The best place to hide gold coins is in a treasure chest filled with those circular chocolates that are coin-sized and wrapped in gold foil. That’ll foil any thief.

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“I have a list of pet names for Cap’n so long that it could fill a phone book (i…”

“I don’t want a home, but I do want to buy a lot that I like a lot.”

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