The best thing about dating a deaf woman with no nose is being able to fart in bed and have her not know. Well, that is unless Edmond tells her, but I don't think he will.

“How can I clearly see what’s wrong with someone else, and then look at myself a…”

“I buy black clothes, so I can hide behind my shadow.”

“I could see that she was eager to please and impress me, and I was excited to s…”

“The doors magically opened without the assistance of modern electronic devices.…”