The best time to complain is right after you’ve come up with a solution to the problem. Pose the questions, present the answers, and then pose nude while the people make statues out of you in veneration.

“I have a protective coating, like a tank. It’s called Love. And when I get you …”

“Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took aw…”

“People always say I have hands as large as the Roman Empire. I guess it just go…”

“My father is half man, half Zeus. That makes me one quarter fake God. But that'…”