The best way to guarantee you have a job tomorrow is to not finish all the work your boss asked of you today. Wait, that’s not right. Sorry, I’m thinking like a government employee again.

“Panic juice—try not to choke while chugging it.”

“Life is is, while death is isn’t. Isn’t that also what you believe? Or is it wh…”

“A manmade waterfall that was half man, half waterfall would have a hard time go…”

“If you rearrange the letters of “love,” you get “ovel.” I don’t know what an ov…”