The best way to wake up is with coffee and an erection.
The cool part is one can stir the other.

“Teach a man to fish, and he can provide for others. Teach a man selfishness, an…”

“A lot of people like wife swapping. I've got such a great wife I would only swa…”

“However, my next-door neighbors had an entirely different manner of eating. Whe…”

“I enjoy reading books by way of subtitles from the movies they got made into.”